Crystal Harris: Sex with Hef Lasted 'Two Seconds'

Crystal Harris is clearly ready to move on from her ex-fiance Hugh Hefner. But before she does she's going to take a few more low blows at him and make sure she goes off the radar as classless as possible. 

This morning on Sirius XM Radio's Howard Stern Show she told the world that sex with her 85-year-old beau only lasted "like two seconds. Then I was just over it," Crystal continued. "I was like, 'Ahhh.' I was over it. I just like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry."

And, they only had sex one time - ever. "He doesn't really take off his clothes," Harris said. "I've never seen Hef naked."

Now that Harris and Hefner are officially over, she's spending a great deal of time with Dr. Phil's son Jordan McGraw -- the man she had been rumored to have been dating the whole time she was dating and planning to wed Hef.

Their most recent outing was at Knave, an upscale and dimly lit bar at Le Parker Meridien in NYC. "Crystal was drinking mojitos and laughing, and Jordan was sipping a drink on the rocks. Once their friends left, they really settled in and seemed more and more comfortable."

Hefner Talks About Not Marrying Crystal Harris

Given the situation, I'd say that Hugh Hefner is handling his split from Crystal Harris with grace -- and a little humor.

"Holly (Madison) suggested that I missed a bullet, and I think it's probably true," Hef told Entertainment Tonight  "Quite frankly, I don't know what I was thinking about. I think my natural state is single. I've tried marriage twice, not successfully. These were not the happiest times of my life."

Even so, Hefner, 85, was blindsided by Harris, 25, calling off their wedding.

"Birthday cards were filled with messages of forever," he said. "'You're the man of my dreams, I'll love you for the rest of my life.' There was no clue [she wanted to split] … I didn't see any of this coming."

"If you're having reservations about the person you've been with for two-and-a-half years, the logical thing is to sit down and talk about it," Hefner continues.

Her out of the blue decision even has Hef thinking that there may have been another man was in her life -- as the tabloids had been saying.

"I think in retrospect, there's something more to this than we all know that will come to light in time," he said. "If Dr. Phil's son is involved, that's certainly only part of the picture."

Hef's Shocking Revelation to Holly and Kendra

We all felt for Hugh Hefner when we found out his gold digging whore soon-to-be-wife Crystal Harris called off their wedding just 5 days in advance -- also the day that her single hit iTunes.

We all know what followed was a horribly un-classy lineup of events starting with her partying in Las Vegas on what would have been their wedding day and hitting up a San Diego pawn shop where she tried to pawn the ring he bought her.

But there is light at the end of the tunnel (for us at least) in the form of a televised documentary of the events leading up to what would've been Hef's wedding and the fallout from the broken engagement.

And even better? There's a guest appearance by former girlfriends Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson who stopped by a few days after the news broke.

The one-hour special - which was supposed to be called Marrying Hef, and is now called Hef's Runaway Bride - will air on Lifetime. Check your local listings!

Anna's Mom: My Daughter is NOT Banging Hef!

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Anna Sophia Berglund's mother, Lena Griffin, is speaking out against the supposed rumors that her daughter is dating Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner.

She told TMZ that Anna has NEVER been a girlfriend and "the rumors that they are dating were just for publicity."

"They met at a party a few years back, but they are JUST FRIENDS. That's what [Hef] means when he says Anna is his 'best girl.'" She adds, "It makes me feel so much better to know there is not any hanky-panky going on."

So I guess didn't see Mr. Hefner's tweet saying just the opposite: "Anna Sophia Berglund is our January Playmate & my girlfriend," he tweeted on Sunday. Regarding both Anna and Shera he explained, "I date both."

I think Mrs. Griffin needs a Twitter account because her daughter is clearly banging Mr. Hefner.

Crystal 'Loves Hef Very Much,' Says Heidi Montag

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Crystal Harris may have backed out of her wedding to Hugh Hefner and opted to instead party at Wet Republic Pool in Las Vegas, but Heidi Montag (randomly) insists that she still loves him.

"She knows what’s right for her life and it’s her life and you only have one,” Heidi told Ryan Seacrest Thursday morning on his radio show. “I know that she loves Hef very much."

No word on when or why their friendship began.. perhaps they were introduced by the Shannon Twins? Either way, they looked to be having a ball together in Vegas on what would have been Crystal's wedding day but Heidi insists that the photos didn't show the whole truth.

“In between photos, it was really hard. It was kind of hard for me to even get her there and to kind of smile and kind of put her head high,” Heidi said. “It was mutual between her and Hef and I think that she just kind of wanted to have a little bit of fun and forget everything that was going on, even if it was just for a few moments.”

Crystal Harris Tries To Pawn Engagement Ring

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As if calling off her engagement in order to get more publicity for her just released single wasn't enough, Crystal Harris was spotted trying to pawn her engagement ring.

TMZ reports that Harris was seen trying to cash in on her $90,000 sparkler at Prospect Jewelers in La Jolla, CA. This comes just days after Harris was quoted saying, "It was a mutual decision between the both of us. I’m giving Hef back the ring."

Unfortunately for Harris, even after calling the mansion directly, she was unable to get any documentation on the ring and therefore left the jewelry store with out the one thing she's been striving for all along, MONEY!

Kendra Wilkinson Feels Bad For Hugh Hefner

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Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt have all visited the Playboy Mansion to visit with their ex-boyfriend Hugh Hefner after his sudden break-up with Crystal Harris (5 days prior to their wedding day). But Kendra Wilkinson is taking a different approach.

"I'm leaving him alone right now -- he needs someone at this moment to talk with, and I don't want to be another leech," she told Life & Style at the NBC Universal VIP party during the Cable Show 2011 at Privet Nightclub in Chicago.

"I had my dress picked out and everything," Kendra adds. "I thought it was a joke, too, until I figured it out. I really feel bad for him."

Crystal Harris Uses Break-Up To Promote Single

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By now, I'm sure you've heard that Crystal Harris has called off her engagement to Hugh Hefner. On top of first agreeing to marry him, which I find to be a commitment one should stick to or not agree to at all, she waited until just 5 days prior to the event to break the news.

Now, Harris' rep, Michael Blakey has confirmed the split to Us Weekly saying, "Crystal shared the sad news with me."

Never to miss a good opportunity, he continued, "Crystal will now be focusing on her music career and her new single 'Club Queen,' which was released today."

As if that wasn't enough, the bitch even took their dog!! Poor Hef just tweeted, "Crystal took Charlie with her when she left & I really miss him."

Really? Crystal, you are CLASSLESS and you should really be ashamed of yourself.

Crystal Harris Calls Off Wedding To Hugh Hefner!

Just 5 days in advance, Crystal Harris has called off her wedding to Playboy's Hugh Hefner. 

TMZ reports that over the weekend, Crystal and Hef got into an argument on the phone which lead to her packing up and vacating the mansion -- and leaving her groom in shock.

I guess Holly Madison was right about her!

The wedding, which was to go down on Saturday, was to air on Lifetime next month. No word yet on whether they will air any of the footage.

UPDATE: Hef just tweeted, "The wedding is off. Crystal had a change of heart." Really? She has to wait until the wedding was less than a week away? Wow. No respect.

Hugh Hefner Wedding Special To Air On Lifetime

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Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris will walk down the isle on June 18, 2011 at the Playboy Mansion and now you can be there to witness it, well, sort of.

Lifetime will air footage of the events leading up to the wedding including the wedding planning, bachelor/bachelorette parties, the bridal shower, and a few pre-wedding vacations, followed by an up-close view of the ceremony and reception.

The 2-hour special, Marrying Hef, will air on Lifetime on July 13 at 8:00PM.

Hef & Crystal Harris At The Playboy Club London

Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris attend the opening of 'Playboy Club London' at Playboy Club on June 4, 2011 in London, England.

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Hugh Hefner & Crystal Harris Arrive In England

Hugh Hefner and his fiance Crystal Harris arrived to Stansted Airport on June 2, 2011 in Stansted, England. Mr Hefner is back in the UK to mark the launch of the new Playboy Club in Mayfair, which opens on June 4.

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Hef Is "Very Fortunate" To Have Crystal Harris

Hugh Hefner is happier than he has even been thanks to his fiancee Crystal Harris.

The 85-year-old Playboy founder will marry the 24-year-old blonde beauty at the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles on June 18 and Hugh - who has been married twice before - insists Crystal is the only woman for him.

He said: "I'm devoted to her. This is as happy a time in my life as I've ever had. I feel very fortunate."

For Hugh, having a happy home life is especially important as he admits he had a strict upbringing and sought comfort in movies when he was a child.

He told Total Film magazine: "I grew up in the 30s and 40s. 'Frankenstein', 'The Bride of Frankenstein', I loved them. 'King Kong' was my favourite.

"I didn't exactly come from a home full of hugs and kisses.

"It was a typical conservative, puritan home and I was quite a solitary child, a bit of a dreamer. Movies showed me another world and sparked a desire in me." 

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Hugh Hefner Crowns Claire Sinclair PMOY 2011

Playboy founder Hugh Hefner crowned the 2011 Playmate of the Year Friday night, May 6, 2011.

The stunning and sexy winner was Claire Sinclair, who was the October, 2010 Playmate.

Hef arrived to the event, which took place in Las Vegas at the Palms Casino Resort, with his fiance Crystal Harris.

Also on hand was Hope Dworaczyk, the 2010 Playmate of the Year who was just fired from Celebrity Apprentice, Jayde Nicole, the 2008 Playmate of the Year, and former Girls Next Door star Bridget Marquardt.

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Hugh Hefner & Crystal Harris: No Gifts Please!

It's just a few weeks until Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris tie the knot -- all the details are set, and the wedding invitations have been sent out.

But rather than heading to Bed Bath and Beyond to create a registry, the couple has asked their 300 guests to make donations to select charities in lieu of gifts.

"It was actually Crystal's suggestion and I thought it was a great idea," the Playboy founder tells Us Weekly. "The point of it is, we don't need gifts. A lot of people are in need and the notion of giving to charity instead of giving gifts to us just made sense."

The charities that Hefner, 85, and Harris, 24, chose include Children of the Night, an L.A.-based foundation that's dedicated to ending child prostitution; charity: water, a non-profit that aims to provide clean and safe drinking water to people in developing nations; and St. Jude Children's Research Hospital. "No child is denied treatment, and it's a wonderful organization," Hefner adds.

The bride- and groom-to-be are "expecting a full house" for their wedding, due to take place at the (where else?) the Playboy mansion in L.A. on June 18. As for wedding-day jitters, Hefner jokes, "We’re waiting for responses to our invitations. If we don’t get enough responses, we won’t get married!"

But The Girls Next Door star is "very excited" about the big day. "Crystal is wonderful and she's done a really terrific job so far with all the planning. She is the one for me!"

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Hugh Hefner & Crystal: "An American In Paris"

Crystal Harris, Hugh Hefner, and Anna Sophia Berglund attended the TCM Classic Film Festival Opening Night Gala and World Premiere of the film "An American In Paris" at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on April 28, 2011 in Hollywood, California.

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Crystal Harris' 25th Birthday At Disneyland

Playboy kingpin Hugh Hefner spent his Thursday afternoon scootin' around Disneyland with fiance Crystal Harris and Anna Sophia Berglund ... because ... well, because he can.

Hefand his leading ladies hit up the Magic Kingdom for Crystal's 25th birthday.

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Hugh Hefner: 'Everything's in Place' for Wedding

While some playboys get cold feet when it comes to matrimony, Hugh Hefner tells Us Weekly he's not worried about marrying centerfold Crystal Harris this summer.

"I'm not nervous at all, I'm excited," says the Playboy founder, who celebrated his 85th birthday with a Casablanca-themed bash last weekend. "June is a big month -- Crystal and I will be in London opening a new club, then we'll come back and get married at the mansion! It's going to be a very special year. It's the Chinese year of the rabbit, so the bunny is back!"

While Harris, 24, has made most of the arrangements, Hefner says she does ask for his input, and is a "relaxed" bride-to-be.

"Everything is in place," he says. "She's wonderful and she's done a really terrific job so far with all the planning. She is the one for me!"

And the Girls Next Door star had nothing but good things to say about ex-girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson, who's competing on this season's Dancing With the Stars.

"I have absolutely been watching. And voting!" Hefner tells Us. "I call in. And I've been telling others to vote for her as well. I think she's doing great. There's nothing fake about Kendra. She's a very special lady."

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Uncensored Playboy coming to iPad: Hefner

Playboy founder Hugh Hefner has confirmed that the magazine will soon be available on iPad.

Hefner, 84, took to his Twitter page to confirm that the entire uncensored Playboy catalogue will be available from March.

"Big news! Playboy-both old and new-will be available on iPad beginning in March," Fox News quoted Hefner as tweeting on his official feed.

"The iPad version of Playboy will include the whole magazine from the first issue to the latest. Playboy on iPad will be uncensored," he wrote.

The announcement comes despite Apple's notorious censorship policy.

But Hefner's statement has been clarified by Playboy spokesman Theresa Hennessey, who said that the comely centrefolds and sensual snaps from the magazine won't be available in an iPad app after all.

"We are releasing a web-based subscription service with Bondi Digital Publishing that will give users access to every issue of Playboy both past and present," she said.

"The service will be iPad-compatible and will utilize iPad functions.

"Playboy's engineers also have plans to release a non-nude version of a Playboy-branded iPad app in the coming months that adheres to all of Apple's policies and guidelines," she added.

Digital magazine publisher Bondi Digital, which admitted that it was powering the eye-popping iPad app, will be producing the men's magazine.

"I can confirm that we are in development with them," Bondi co-founder David Anthony said.

"You'll be able to access Playboy via the browser in your tablet and use the same password to access it on your computer," he stated.

Those seeking Playboy's titillating photos will access Bondi's custom website, not the app, which will, of course, be censored.

Hugh Hefner Wants Twins Kristina and Karissa As Playmates

Hugh Hefner has been dumped by his main girlfriend Holly Madison. He plans on replacing her and his two other playmates, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt, with 19-year-old twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon.

The twins were interviewed for live-in roles at the Playboy Mansion this month.

They very much want to be girlfriends and now under the present circumstances, they probably will become my girlfriends,

Hefner says.
Madison, 28, dumped the 82-year-old Playboy founder after learning that he was not interested in marriage or children. Wilkinson and Marquardt are rumored to be planning to move out of the Mansion.

Let's repeat this one. Hugh Hefner is 82-years-old! There must be plenty of Viagra around the house. He must be "sho-nuff packing" to replace a 28-year-old with 19-year-old twins. Well, you know, the man is rich and famous. What do you expect?!!?

Actually, we expect the extremely young 'hotties' to have some common sense. Let's hope they have some young studs on the side. Hugh must be giving away some millions to these beauties along with free room and board. Kissing that man has got to be pretty creepy.