Crystal Harris: Sex with Hef Lasted 'Two Seconds'

Crystal Harris is clearly ready to move on from her ex-fiance Hugh Hefner. But before she does she's going to take a few more low blows at him and make sure she goes off the radar as classless as possible. 

This morning on Sirius XM Radio's Howard Stern Show she told the world that sex with her 85-year-old beau only lasted "like two seconds. Then I was just over it," Crystal continued. "I was like, 'Ahhh.' I was over it. I just like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry."

And, they only had sex one time - ever. "He doesn't really take off his clothes," Harris said. "I've never seen Hef naked."

Now that Harris and Hefner are officially over, she's spending a great deal of time with Dr. Phil's son Jordan McGraw -- the man she had been rumored to have been dating the whole time she was dating and planning to wed Hef.

Their most recent outing was at Knave, an upscale and dimly lit bar at Le Parker Meridien in NYC. "Crystal was drinking mojitos and laughing, and Jordan was sipping a drink on the rocks. Once their friends left, they really settled in and seemed more and more comfortable."

Howard Stern | Dolly Parton | Audiobook Skit

Dolly Parton is outraged over an on-air skit, by US radio shock jock Howard Stern, which made her sound racist and sexually explicit.

Bits were sliced from an audio book, Parton had narrated, to make it sound as if she made these terrible remarks. A regular feature on the Howard Stern show is that of Celebrity audiobook splicing.

This is parody, but it made Dolly Parton sound racist and twisted. Dolly Parton reacted to the joke. This is the statement she issued:

"I have never been so shocked, hurt, and humiliated in all my life. I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth. They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible, horrible thing.

Please accept my apology for them and certainly know I had nothing to do with this. If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it's going to be over this. Just wanted you to know that I am completely devastated by this."

Check out the Video Clip (Audio Only) below. This was meant as a parody by shock jock Howard Stern. After listening to the clip, what do you think? Do you think Dolly Parton would win or lose if she sues for "defamation of character?"