Howard Stern | Dolly Parton | Audiobook Skit

Dolly Parton is outraged over an on-air skit, by US radio shock jock Howard Stern, which made her sound racist and sexually explicit.

Bits were sliced from an audio book, Parton had narrated, to make it sound as if she made these terrible remarks. A regular feature on the Howard Stern show is that of Celebrity audiobook splicing.

This is parody, but it made Dolly Parton sound racist and twisted. Dolly Parton reacted to the joke. This is the statement she issued:

"I have never been so shocked, hurt, and humiliated in all my life. I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth. They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible, horrible thing.

Please accept my apology for them and certainly know I had nothing to do with this. If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it's going to be over this. Just wanted you to know that I am completely devastated by this."

Check out the Video Clip (Audio Only) below. This was meant as a parody by shock jock Howard Stern. After listening to the clip, what do you think? Do you think Dolly Parton would win or lose if she sues for "defamation of character?"

American Idol Top 2 | May 14 | Fantasia Barrino

Who are the American Idol Top 2 contestants? The two Davids, of course. There were no shockers this season. David Cook and David Archuleta are the two contestants left, on American Idol, to duke it out next week.

Syesha, a 21-year-old singer/actress from Sarasota, FL was the last woman standing. She gave it her best shot. She provided some great entertainment choosing the perfect songs to show off her personality. She would be a wonderful performer on Broadway. You can look for her to have a successful career in the entertainment industry. Syesha Mercado is one smart young lady.

Coming back to the two Davids, we see the cream always rises to the top. It should be a friendly "battle" next week. It's difficult to predict which one will come out the victor. Whether it is Archuleta, the 17-year-old prodigy from Utah, or Cook, the 25-year-old former bartender from Missouri, one thing is certain -- the next American Idol's name will be "David."

In case you missed the show on May 14th, here are video clips, below. Fantasia Barrino was the guest performer (See Clip #2). Check it out. Enjoy!

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Who Knocked Out Suge Knight?

Who knocked out Suge Knight?

According to one witness: Apparently Suge and his henchmen cornered some guy about some money in the club and roughed him up. After things calmed down a bit, the guy caught up to Suge outside and delivered a vicious right hook that had Suge seeing stars. Witnesses say Mr. Knight was kssing th pavement for a good 3 minutes before he was scraped off the pavement and loaded into an SUV.

Suge was bloodied after the incident and taken to the hospital where LAPD officers arrived, but he refused to file a report.

Here is another version:

"The brawler, who owns a barbershop in L.A., tells us he was playfully arguing with a friend outside the club about money when Suge, who's also friends with the man, misunderstood and thought it was serious. He stepped up to defend his boy -- and that's when the altercation took place. He also says reports he had a weapon are untrue.

Get this -- the barber (he didn't want us to use his name) is only 5'10" and weighs 173 lbs. Suge stands 6'3" and tips the scales at 315 lbs."~source: TMZ

Check out the video that was uploaded to YouTube. It shows pics of what happened Saturday night.

The Knockout Kid

Kim Kardashian Sexy Calendar

Kim Kardashian received laser treatment for cellulite on her 'butt.' She said she needed to get the treatment for a new sexy 2008 Calendar. It is rumored she is having it shot and put together for her NFL boyfriend Reggie Bush.

You can view some of the pics on the slideshow below. Tell us what you think. Are these pics sexy for Reggie?

Sexy Eva Mendes Sucks Her Own Toe | Photos

Eva Mendes in PETA Ad
Eva Mendes strikes provocative poses and sucks her own toe in the new issue of Vogue Italia.

The actress also wears racy lingerie and appears with a woman's feet on her breasts.

Mendes also appeared sans-clothes as Denzel Washington's girlfriend in Training Day and for the I'd Rather Go Naked anti-fur campaign for PETA.

Earlier this year, the 34-year-old actress entered Utah's Cirque Lodge — the same facility where Lindsay Lohan sought treatment — for what her rep called "professional support" for some "personal issues." The rumor-mill says that she entered for "depression." No one knows for sure, but we do know that she is pretty and seductive. Click on the link below to view her photos. Warning: for adults, only

George Clooney Calls Paris Hilton A Wannabe

George Clooney indicates that Paris Hilton is a "wannabe" actress.
Here is what Clooney stated:

“There is a funny thing that happens when you are a young actor. You equate financial success and getting jobs with whether or not you are good at it. And it still happens. That’s why there is Paris Hilton. Now I’m in trouble with Paris Hilton."

Well, what do you expect, Mr. Clooney, in our age of "Celebrity Worship?" This is the New Media. We are bombarded with electronic images -- mainly video and photo -- and it's all digital. It is a great technological advancement in our society. Unfortunately, there is a downside. No longer is there a need seen by others to study their craft. Just have the right look, the money, and the right connections. If you have all of that, The World is Yours! That's the name of the game.

Paris Hilton celebrates her birthday by performing with the PussyCat Dolls. Would you give her a 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 out of 5 Stars? Or, is she just a WANNABE performer? Feel free to comment.

Tina Turner Says Cher Inspired Her To Leave Ike

If you saw the Oprah Show syndicated May 9th you would have heard Tina Turner reveal that Cher inspired her to leave her abusive husband Ike. According to Tina, this inspiration derived from Cher's appearing to be very happy as a single woman.

This is what Tina Turner said:

"I just remember she was so free. I admired her freedom."

In 1976, Tina left Ike. This was just one year after Cher's marriage to Sonny Bono ended. Cher and Tina have been good friends for over 30 years.

If you missed these 2 Legends, talking with Oprah, from Caesar's Palace in Las Vega, you can see the taped version, below, in 2 parts. Enjoy!!!

Part 1 - Tina and Cher


Part 2 - Tina performs